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Farmers boy phones farmer from the far side of the farm and tells him that he has had an accident with the tractor.
What happened said farmer.
I hit a pig and it is trapped in the grille sqealing in agony.
OK says farmer there is a shotgun in the tractor shoot the pig.
Call finishes.

Five minutes later, phone rings again.

Farmers boy tells farmer that he has shot the pig and has disposed of the carcass in nearby woodland.















He asks what to do with the BMW motorcycle.
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