A story with a moral The Itch.

[the grim reeper]

A story with a moral

The Itch.




Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick readily agreed.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to the King & Queen's chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed as a hero.


Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick could not have cared less about paying Horatio, knowing that Horatio would never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick ..................................


The moral of the story - Pay your bills

 

[Louis]

If we are going for story's with a moral...


One day, nearby a river stood a tree.
It was spring so there were a lot of fresh new leaves groing.
A caterpillar, just wakening, was hungry and went over the tree for a meal.
Climbing upwards he was already full of desire off those fresh new leaves waiting for him.
He ate and he ate... and finally his tiny belly was satisfied.
So he lied down on a branch to take nap.

High in the sky a bird flies over the tree.
Looking downwards it saw the caterpillar lying in the sun on a branch.
That is a large fat caterpillar he thought.
This will satisfy me and my lady-bird too.
Quickly the bird landed on the branch and before the caterpillar could flee
The bird ate that nice fat caterpillar...
With a satisfied mood the bird decided to take a short rest before flying to his nest.

What the bird didn't know was that in that same old tree near the river
Just a few branches higher, hiding between the leaves, there was a cat
The cat saw the bird eating the caterpillar and taking a rest
How easy she thought, a fat bird, all for me alone.
In a moment of pleasure the cat waved her tail.
Waited for the right moment and took a jump...

But the bird flies away,
The cat missed the branch and she fell in the river.

Moral of this story....











The greater the desire, the wetter the pussy.



(sorry for any grammar failures )