A2 Haikus

[Ade]

Can you come up with an A2 haiku? Perhaps Stu could make this a competition in future after 1st May?

A 'traditional' haiku uses the form of 5-7-5 syllables (as opposed to freeform haikus which can use fewer or more if required).


Here's a couple of examples:

My Audi A2
free from rattles it once was
alas no longer [V]


Envious glances
furtive caressers take heed
of taser alarm


Audi A2 1.4SE
Build Wk40/2002 | OpenSky | Azure Blue | Climate | DIS | APS | Lumbar | Rear Drinks Holder | Floppy Wiper!
http://www.audi-a2.co.uk/uk24.htm | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/

 

[Ade]

And another:

Elusive wiper
hard when ought have been floppy
now all are flaccid

Audi A2 1.4SE
Build Wk40/2002 | OpenSky | Azure Blue | Climate | DIS | APS | Lumbar | Rear Drinks Holder | Floppy Wiper!
http://www.audi-a2.co.uk/uk24.htm | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/

 

[Ade]

Can you tell I'm bored, here's another.

The Audi A2
a small car done properly
Mercedes take note []

Audi A2 1.4SE
Build Wk40/2002 | OpenSky | Azure Blue | Climate | DIS | APS | Lumbar | Rear Drinks Holder | Floppy Wiper!
http://www.audi-a2.co.uk/uk24.htm | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/

 

[Ade]

A2 owners club
a valuable resource
tenner's a bargain!

Audi A2 1.4SE (2003)
Build Wk40/2002 | OpenSky | Azure Blue | Climate | DIS | APS | Lumbar | Rear Drinks Holder | Floppy Wiper!
http://www.audi-a2.co.uk/uk24.htm | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/

 

[Ade]

No one else got any?

OK, here goes.

The A2 social
in a surprise location
be there or be square.

Audi A2 1.4SE (2003)
Build Wk40/2002 | OpenSky | Azure Blue | Climate | DIS | APS | Lumbar | Rear Drinks Holder | Floppy Wiper!
http://www.audi-a2.co.uk/uk24.htm | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/adriancharles/

 

[deheld]

The aluminium car
Self supporting spaceframe
yet steel is cheaper



Dennis de Held

Amulet Red 1.4 Tdi