Best Short Joke of 2003

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For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"
 
Very good - that has layed down the standard, will it be beaten by Dec 31st?
 
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, ok". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops".

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

She loks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast young man?"

I dunno, he blubbers, "but you can bet your f***ing life it won't be Coco Pops"

Nov 2002 TDi Sport, Silver,Black/grey interior,climate. Replaced previous Mar 2001 TDi SE
 
There is this man, John Prescot...

Steve - 2002 1.4SE petrol, Silver, black/black interior, Then an identical replacement 2003 A2. Now a Toyota Corolla 1.6 T-Spirit
 
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