Husband and wife are out shopping in Asda, husband picks up a box of stella, the wife says "what do you think your doing?" husband replies "well there on offer 24 cans for a tenner" wife says "well put them back, we cant afford them". A few aisles later the wife picks up a £20 face cream and puts it in the trolley, husband asks "what do you think your doing" wife says "its my face cream, it makes me look beautiful" husband replies "so does 24 cans of stella and its half the fcukin price"
