hollyrescue
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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney, the view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's, and the landlord goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th for you".
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the landlord there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2"
"Aaaargh, that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, All on the house!"
The Englisman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well", said the Englishman "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no,"said the Irishman".
"But it did happen to my sister"
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's, and the landlord goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th for you".
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the landlord there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2"
"Aaaargh, that's nothing" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, All on the house!"
The Englisman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true.
"Well", said the Englishman "did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no,"said the Irishman".
"But it did happen to my sister"