Essex Girl Joke

[JimbobA2TDiSport]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some
questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate."

 

[JimbobA2TDiSport]

Same girl gets pulled out of the car, there's Blood
everywhere.
she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

P.S. apologies to essex people, I don't know any Yorkshire girl jokes although I'm fairly sure most of them could be modified for Leeds Lasses

 

[old git]

Same girl gets pulled out of the car, there's Blood
everywhere.
she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"

P.S. apologies to essex people, I don't know any Yorkshire girl jokes although I'm fairly sure most of them could be modified for Leeds Lasses

I believe anything to do with pies qualifies