wooly A2
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A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to
the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over
the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of
large condoms, Check Out 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most men,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some
brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a
quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Check Out 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy.
He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a female, so he thought this was his chance. When he
got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked
him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants
and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then
picked up the intercom and said....
"Mop and bucket to Checkout 5."
the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,
so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over
the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of
large condoms, Check Out 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most men,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some
brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a
quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Check Out 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy.
He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a female, so he thought this was his chance. When he
got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked
him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants
and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then
picked up the intercom and said....
"Mop and bucket to Checkout 5."