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A man goes into a pub and asks the barman if he has any very small glasses. The barman replied that he had, so the man put a wooden box on the bar, opens it up and a little man one foot high jumps out, so the man orders a pint for himself and a glass for the little man.
"What's the story" asked the barman.
"He can play anything on the piano you like, jazz, pop, classical, blues.., anything"
"How did you get to have him" said the barman.
"Well" said the man, "I was walking along the road when a woman stepped out right in front of a bus, I rushed over and pulled her out of the way just in time".
The woman said " I am a white witch, you have one wish for saving my life".
The man said"it must have been the traffic noise or something , but I ended up with a 12 inch pianist".
"What's the story" asked the barman.
"He can play anything on the piano you like, jazz, pop, classical, blues.., anything"
"How did you get to have him" said the barman.
"Well" said the man, "I was walking along the road when a woman stepped out right in front of a bus, I rushed over and pulled her out of the way just in time".
The woman said " I am a white witch, you have one wish for saving my life".
The man said"it must have been the traffic noise or something , but I ended up with a 12 inch pianist".