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Little Johnny went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically', Dad?"
The father pondered for a moment, then answered, "Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid. Then come back and tell me what you learned."
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked "Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
Little Johnny then went to his older sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
He then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically', son?"
Johnny replied, "Yes - potentially we're sitting on two million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers."
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The father pondered for a moment, then answered, "Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid. Then come back and tell me what you learned."
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked "Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
Little Johnny then went to his older sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
He then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically', son?"
Johnny replied, "Yes - potentially we're sitting on two million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers."
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