made me laugh

[Chownie]

Found this on a forum, made me laugh, and how true!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
TEAZE her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked