The German

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A German guy approaches a hooker.

"I vish to buy zex vit you";.

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge #50 an hour".

"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".

"No problem", she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky";

So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs"

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.

"Now you vil get on your hans und knees"; She duly does this, balancing on
the springs.

"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

The zex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duckcaller. The climax is the most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before
she has recovered the breath to say:

"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"



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...."Ah", says the German, "Four-spring duck technique!"





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quote:Originally posted by hollyrescue

I had a chat with a flasher recently, I asked him when he was going to retire, he said "I'll stick it out a bit longer".

hollyrescue....you been talking to yourself again?

he he he!

Or this time of year, should that be ho ho ho?

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Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" said the prison guard "Nothing" said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. "Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?" "Oh", replied the Irishman, "I'll take the German".

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