The official Chicken Joke thread

[sciroccorrado]

The duck was about to cross the road when a chicken ran up to him saying "Stop stop! Don't do it! I did it once, and I've never heard the last of it..."

 

[sciroccorrado]

Why did the elephant cross the road ... ?







'Coz it was the Chicken's day off...

 

[Proghound]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.