What’s the worse sales advert one liner


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Thought I’d start this having brought a couple of BER cars of late due to mis worded adverts..
Couple to start

EML doesn’t work

It only needs a coil pack

It’s a quick fix

Come on all what we got ??


A2OC Donor
Was that not the BMW mini that used such terms for their options list?

‘A lovely project...’

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A2OC Donor
New baby forces sale........

I like the honesty of the adverts showing the dash with the engine idling and the EML clearly illuminated. Next please .......


A2OC Donor
Any adverts claiming ‘charming’ or ‘characterful’

Means it will only start on a Tuesday with the clutch pushed in and a finger on the headlight stalk while whistling.

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