You Said It - March 2018

Andrew

A2OC Donor
England
Some extracts from posts in last month that brought a smile to my face.

If you recognise your own words please do not be offended, no offence is intended, after awl:oops: I am probably just as bad as anybody else.

Sometimes it is unintended meaning.....

My favourite this month is the member who has amazing telekinetic mechanical skills.

........ I've read some related threads around the fuel filter now and I'm hopeful this will cure the issue.


... but usually the humour is the product of predictive text editors which seem to think better than we do what word is needed.

First an unusual attitude from a club member.

.... I've a wishlist to gradually get my car somewhere close to imperfect

Ok, but the next advice is tiring if noon is a long time away.

..... it's quite normal to have to lift the boot to about midday before the gas lifts take over.

Gear stick with bells on ????

We added this last night due to the usual chrome peal on the standard sport knob.

Members arranging an Indian takeaway?

Yea I could wrap it up for you but will you arrange currier collection?

A modern equivalent of muskets at dawn from twenty paces??

.... took it out and booted it up and down the duel carriage way

An A2 with a bed or a sail on the roof?

Feeling very pleased with myself as I have finally managed to free my left hand rear sheet which I had not been able to unlock since I bought the car a couple of weeks ago.

A member with an algae problem.

....where the slimed centre isn’t much use.

Lastly simply amusing (to me)

Using my daughter as a solenoid then proved that this works fine if the solenoid responds to voice commands.....

Andy
 
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