A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider. Unfortunately, the Blonde`s foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, The Woolworths Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.
Blonde Joke - sorry!!!
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Another blonde joke.
A man walks into a pub and says "who wants to hear a blonde joke"?
The barmaid said "before you start I'm blonde and a champion kick boxer. My husband, over there is also blonde and a heavy weight boxer, my brother next to him, is blonde and a heavy weight wrestler. The bouncer is also blonde and a heavy weight weight lifter. Do you still want to tell us a blonde joke"?
"No" said the man I don't want to explain it 4 times".
A man walks into a pub and says "who wants to hear a blonde joke"?
The barmaid said "before you start I'm blonde and a champion kick boxer. My husband, over there is also blonde and a heavy weight boxer, my brother next to him, is blonde and a heavy weight wrestler. The bouncer is also blonde and a heavy weight weight lifter. Do you still want to tell us a blonde joke"?
"No" said the man I don't want to explain it 4 times".
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Blonde goes to the doctor as she is suffering incredible symptoms of pain all over her body.
Exactly what is the problem asks GP. (dont they all? - you have fought to get to a doctor through a four week waiting list and HE asks YOU what is wrong!)[17][14]
Blonde explains that she is in severe pain all over.
Doctor asks where? Show me.
Blonde points at ear, OUCH, arm OUCH, head OUCH, knee, OUCH, leg,OUCH and foot OUCH then all toes OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH.
Doctor I am so worried.
Dont be dear says doctor in best bedside tone. Youve broken your index finger!
NEVER attempt a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Soon to be ex-A2 owner - but nevertheless extremely satisfied with my experience
Blonde goes to the doctor as she is suffering incredible symptoms of pain all over her body.
Exactly what is the problem asks GP. (dont they all? - you have fought to get to a doctor through a four week waiting list and HE asks YOU what is wrong!)[17][14]
Blonde explains that she is in severe pain all over.
Doctor asks where? Show me.
Blonde points at ear, OUCH, arm OUCH, head OUCH, knee, OUCH, leg,OUCH and foot OUCH then all toes OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH.
Doctor I am so worried.
Dont be dear says doctor in best bedside tone. Youve broken your index finger!
NEVER attempt a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Soon to be ex-A2 owner - but nevertheless extremely satisfied with my experience
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