A women is born freaking ugly, she tries all kinds of surgery's and implants etc etc, but nothing works. A friend mentions a chinese doctor that she has heard off, bit eccentric but apparently good.
She books and appointment and goes to see him....he stares her over and says, "Take off all your clothes"...."now turn around.....mmmmm ok, now crawl on all fours to the end of the room and crawl back"...she follows all these instructions, when finished, he says "ok put clothes back on, me I cant help you", devastated she askes why...He replies, "you have Ed Zachory disease", she replies "Ed Zachory disease, whats that"......he replies " Your face look Ed Zachory like your ass!!"
She books and appointment and goes to see him....he stares her over and says, "Take off all your clothes"...."now turn around.....mmmmm ok, now crawl on all fours to the end of the room and crawl back"...she follows all these instructions, when finished, he says "ok put clothes back on, me I cant help you", devastated she askes why...He replies, "you have Ed Zachory disease", she replies "Ed Zachory disease, whats that"......he replies " Your face look Ed Zachory like your ass!!"
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