wooly A2
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An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the Essex girl.
"10???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "it's great because if they are out playing
in
the street I just have to shout 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO
TO BED NOW' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
council
worker.
"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames
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"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the Essex girl.
"10???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "it's great because if they are out playing
in
the street I just have to shout 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO
TO BED NOW' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
council
worker.
"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames
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