Intellectually Challanged Person #1
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this
iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line,
waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that
someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of
America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few
minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept
his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit
slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit
slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later,
as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Intellectually Challanged Person(s) #2
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield
decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were
successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took
it for a float on the river, they were surprised by a Coast Guard
helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was
homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft
is inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Intellectually Challanged Person #3
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at
the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no
need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and
at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave
her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told
her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room
right away.
Intellectually Challanged Person #4
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He
later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of
$40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that
contained another picture of handcuffs.
Intellectually Challanged Person #5
Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in
a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,
but he refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his
driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with
his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested
the robber two hours later.
Intellectually Challanged Person #6
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
Intellectually Challanged Person #7
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store
window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block
and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block
bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him
unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of
Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Intellectually Challanged Person #8
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am,
flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food
order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this
iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line,
waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that
someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of
America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few
minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept
his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit
slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit
slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later,
as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Intellectually Challanged Person(s) #2
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield
decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were
successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took
it for a float on the river, they were surprised by a Coast Guard
helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was
homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft
is inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Intellectually Challanged Person #3
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at
the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no
need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and
at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave
her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told
her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room
right away.
Intellectually Challanged Person #4
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He
later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of
$40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that
contained another picture of handcuffs.
Intellectually Challanged Person #5
Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in
a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the
counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,
but he refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his
driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with
his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested
the robber two hours later.
Intellectually Challanged Person #6
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
Intellectually Challanged Person #7
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store
window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block
and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block
bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him
unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of
Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
Intellectually Challanged Person #8
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am,
flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food
order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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