Married Men

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh I see,' replied the boys pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package.'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men.' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'


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It would be funny if it wasnt true![B)]
lol



andy

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The sad thing is Andy, I dont think I get it THAT regular!

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OUCH.
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andy

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Sorry chap's, probably too much information!

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You can never have enough information i just
wanted to no who im up against here and i have
nothing to fear as i am also on track with
the 12 pack LOL !!!!!!!![27]

 
Thinking about it, I think I'm just about up there with the regularity of the Olympic Games.

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A slightly different view expressed by a friend many years ago


Why does a woman have legs?




















So she can walk from the kitchen to the bedroom!



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Why does a woman have really small feet ???


















So she can get really close to the kitchen sink !!![27]

 
Its no wander you guys dont get it very often
with jokes like that !!
Try flowers and a hotel.
Much more affective.
lol



andy

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quote:Originally posted by andydax2002

Its no wander you guys dont get it very often
with jokes like that !!
Try flowers and a hotel.
Much more affective.
lol



andy

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lol - you joker you!!!!
 
Rumbled !!!!!
lol

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