SantfeKuss
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Oldie but a goodie.
German tourist called Dirk is visiting Amsterdam for the weekend, and visits a lady of the night.
Asked her if she would do 'extras' and she agreed for a price."First,will you wear a spring on each knee,and hold one in each hand,then get down on all fours and bounce up and down on them". She agreed and they done the business. She said it was the most amazing sex she had ever had and asked where he had learnt it.
He replied " Its the four spring Dirk technique'
I'll get me coat
German tourist called Dirk is visiting Amsterdam for the weekend, and visits a lady of the night.
Asked her if she would do 'extras' and she agreed for a price."First,will you wear a spring on each knee,and hold one in each hand,then get down on all fours and bounce up and down on them". She agreed and they done the business. She said it was the most amazing sex she had ever had and asked where he had learnt it.
He replied " Its the four spring Dirk technique'
I'll get me coat