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rmallan
Guest
No-one knows what's become of Saddam Hussein, But apparently all his lookalikes were summoned to see the Iraqi information minister this morning.
"I have good news and bad news," he said. "The good news is that our great leader is still alive."
Relieved that their jobs were secure, the roomful of moustaches heaved a sigh of relief.
Finally, one of them asked, "And the bad news?"
"He's only got one arm," said the minister.
(1.4TDI SE with new wiper, heated mirrors and Kenwood Stereo and nothing else planned.....yet)
"I have good news and bad news," he said. "The good news is that our great leader is still alive."
Relieved that their jobs were secure, the roomful of moustaches heaved a sigh of relief.
Finally, one of them asked, "And the bad news?"
"He's only got one arm," said the minister.
(1.4TDI SE with new wiper, heated mirrors and Kenwood Stereo and nothing else planned.....yet)